The kids from yesterday.

ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

image

DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma: What?
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

i-clash-with-everything:

You can see the exact moment where it goes
"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"
And then it falls in.

i-clash-with-everything:

You can see the exact moment where it goes

"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"

And then it falls in.

emily-kochany:

exxcors:

science-progress:

Falling in love

this is like, the most perfect photoset ever

so devastatingly accurate 

weedjoke420:

TOMBELR GIVEAWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this dirty sock outside mi dorm room
how 2 win
reblog this as many times as u want///likes DONT cont
MUST b folowing me dUhh
i will pick a weiner on 420/69/666
GOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

weedjoke420:

TOMBELR GIVEAWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • this dirty sock outside mi dorm room

how 2 win

  • reblog this as many times as u want///likes DONT cont
  • MUST b folowing me dUhh
  • i will pick a weiner on 420/69/666

GOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

vanessabat:

"Take care of the land…someday you’ll be part of it"
- sign on our hike in Chantery Flats

vanessabat:

"Take care of the land…someday you’ll be part of it"

- sign on our hike in Chantery Flats

Of course I’ll hurt you. Of course you’ll hurt me. Of course we will hurt each other. But this is the very condition of existence. To become spring, means accepting the risk of winter. To become presence, means accepting the risk of absence.
The Little Prince  (via bl-ossomed)
toddkraine:

viviannbonnie:

this never gets old

Universite

toddkraine:

viviannbonnie:

this never gets old

Universite

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services